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Had to giggle at this sick but funny imagining of Christmas at Kim Jong Un's place by Jim Wright on Facebook.

Now far be it from me to tell a doughy inbred little despot how to run his crappy third-world Communist paradise, but killing your uncle two weeks before Christmas? Yeah, that's going to make the Kim family get-together just a LITTLE awkward.

If his family is anything like a normal one:
Well, I hope you're happy Kim, you've totally RUINED Christmas. You couldn't wait until after New Years to execute Uncle Jang Song, really?

Yeah, well, quit yelling at me! He was a TRAITOR! And, hey, I least I didn't try to shake hands with CASTRO!

This is just like that time you tried to invade South Korea the day before Easter.

So what was I supposed to do? You wanna try running this country?

Oh look who's the little martyr! It's so hard being the dictator! Wahhhh!

You SHUT UP!

Damnit, Kim, Jung was supposed to bring the Ambrosia salad, now what are we gonna do? You're such an asshole.

That's IT. I'm executing everybody!

No you're not. Now you sit down and apologize to your Aunt Sang for killing her husband. Just once, we're going to have a nice holiday.

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