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The Olympics opening ceremony team entrances were very depressing without the crowd energy but the entertainment value of the country choices of uniform remained :->

Most Colorful: Cameroon

Most Preppy (in a hotly contested field): Czech Republic

Most Like Pajamas: Benin

Most Obvious Tourists (complete with fanny packs/bum bags): Ukraine

Most Ostentatious ("We're rich and we don't care who knows it"), the gold-encrusted outfit from Bahrain

Most Like Superheroes: Kenya

Most Like Supervillains: Albania

Busiest Design: Haiti

Most Resemblance to Gift Wrap: Latvia

Best Hats: Aruba

Most Like a Barbershop Quartet: Paraguay

Most Like a School Uniform: El Salvador

Most Like Safari Park Tour Guides: South Africa

Most Like Bathrobes: Colombia

Most Like They Were Bought at the Airport Gift Shop: Romania

Most Ethnic (with leaf sleeves and multi-paneled short skirts with native colors and designs): Tuvalu

Worst (despite being designed by Giorgio Armani!): Italy, with designs on their bellies like Dr Seuss sneetches except instead of stars they feature red, white, and green pizza

Coolest Cats (and my favorite): Antigua and Barbuda