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Olympics Opening Ceremony Fashion Report
The Olympics opening ceremony team entrances were very depressing without the crowd energy but the entertainment value of the country choices of uniform remained :->
Most Colorful: Cameroon
Most Preppy (in a hotly contested field): Czech Republic
Most Like Pajamas: Benin
Most Obvious Tourists (complete with fanny packs/bum bags): Ukraine
Most Ostentatious ("We're rich and we don't care who knows it"), the gold-encrusted outfit from Bahrain
Most Like Superheroes: Kenya
Most Like Supervillains: Albania
Busiest Design: Haiti
Most Resemblance to Gift Wrap: Latvia
Best Hats: Aruba
Most Like a Barbershop Quartet: Paraguay
Most Like a School Uniform: El Salvador
Most Like Safari Park Tour Guides: South Africa
Most Like Bathrobes: Colombia
Most Like They Were Bought at the Airport Gift Shop: Romania
Most Ethnic (with leaf sleeves and multi-paneled short skirts with native colors and designs): Tuvalu
Worst (despite being designed by Giorgio Armani!): Italy, with designs on their bellies like Dr Seuss sneetches except instead of stars they feature red, white, and green pizza
Coolest Cats (and my favorite): Antigua and Barbuda
Most Colorful: Cameroon
Most Preppy (in a hotly contested field): Czech Republic
Most Like Pajamas: Benin
Most Obvious Tourists (complete with fanny packs/bum bags): Ukraine
Most Ostentatious ("We're rich and we don't care who knows it"), the gold-encrusted outfit from Bahrain
Most Like Superheroes: Kenya
Most Like Supervillains: Albania
Busiest Design: Haiti
Most Resemblance to Gift Wrap: Latvia
Best Hats: Aruba
Most Like a Barbershop Quartet: Paraguay
Most Like a School Uniform: El Salvador
Most Like Safari Park Tour Guides: South Africa
Most Like Bathrobes: Colombia
Most Like They Were Bought at the Airport Gift Shop: Romania
Most Ethnic (with leaf sleeves and multi-paneled short skirts with native colors and designs): Tuvalu
Worst (despite being designed by Giorgio Armani!): Italy, with designs on their bellies like Dr Seuss sneetches except instead of stars they feature red, white, and green pizza
Coolest Cats (and my favorite): Antigua and Barbuda