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Olympics Opening Ceremony Fashion Report
The Olympics opening ceremony team entrances were very depressing without the crowd energy but the entertainment value of the country choices of uniform remained :->
Most Colorful: Cameroon
Most Preppy (in a hotly contested field): Czech Republic
Most Like Pajamas: Benin
Most Obvious Tourists (complete with fanny packs/bum bags): Ukraine
Most Ostentatious ("We're rich and we don't care who knows it"), the gold-encrusted outfit from Bahrain
Most Like Superheroes: Kenya
Most Like Supervillains: Albania
Busiest Design: Haiti
Most Resemblance to Gift Wrap: Latvia
Best Hats: Aruba
Most Like a Barbershop Quartet: Paraguay
Most Like a School Uniform: El Salvador
Most Like Safari Park Tour Guides: South Africa
Most Like Bathrobes: Colombia
Most Like They Were Bought at the Airport Gift Shop: Romania
Most Ethnic (with leaf sleeves and multi-paneled short skirts with native colors and designs): Tuvalu
Worst (despite being designed by Giorgio Armani!): Italy, with designs on their bellies like Dr Seuss sneetches except instead of stars they feature red, white, and green pizza
Coolest Cats (and my favorite): Antigua and Barbuda
Most Colorful: Cameroon
Most Preppy (in a hotly contested field): Czech Republic
Most Like Pajamas: Benin
Most Obvious Tourists (complete with fanny packs/bum bags): Ukraine
Most Ostentatious ("We're rich and we don't care who knows it"), the gold-encrusted outfit from Bahrain
Most Like Superheroes: Kenya
Most Like Supervillains: Albania
Busiest Design: Haiti
Most Resemblance to Gift Wrap: Latvia
Best Hats: Aruba
Most Like a Barbershop Quartet: Paraguay
Most Like a School Uniform: El Salvador
Most Like Safari Park Tour Guides: South Africa
Most Like Bathrobes: Colombia
Most Like They Were Bought at the Airport Gift Shop: Romania
Most Ethnic (with leaf sleeves and multi-paneled short skirts with native colors and designs): Tuvalu
Worst (despite being designed by Giorgio Armani!): Italy, with designs on their bellies like Dr Seuss sneetches except instead of stars they feature red, white, and green pizza
Coolest Cats (and my favorite): Antigua and Barbuda
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Tuvalu's outfits do not look very comfortable. Those leaves like like they're fabric, but they still look rather stiff and itchy.
Italy's looks like they were not clear on how to do a pie chart properly. Plus over the tummy, really? Horrible placement!
Antigua and Barbuda certainly are the sharpest. They look like professional business people rather than athletes. I really like the shoes on the flag bearer on the left.
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