Emmy Fashion Thoughts

* Why would you wear a gown with a full skirt to an awards ceremony at which you're planning to spend most of
your time sitting down?

* If you are hosting a pre-show that concentrates largely on fashion, I don't think wearing velvet while it's still summer is the most inspired choice.

* Why do women with small tits wear strapless dresses that are unflattering and emphasize that part of their anatomy?

* See-through skirts - bad idea. I don't care how good your legs are.

[As for the show, hard to criticize a show that in the first half-hour has featured a duet of the theme from GREEN ACRES sung by Donald Trump and Megan Mullally as her rich-bitch character Karen from WILL AND GRACE.]

Emmy Fashion Thoughts

* Why would you wear a gown with a full skirt to an awards ceremony at which you're planning to spend most of
your time sitting down?

* If you are hosting a pre-show that concentrates largely on fashion, I don't think wearing velvet while it's still summer is the most inspired choice.

* Why do women with small tits wear strapless dresses that are unflattering and emphasize that part of their anatomy?

* See-through skirts - bad idea. I don't care how good your legs are.

[As for the show, hard to criticize a show that in the first half-hour has featured a duet of the theme from GREEN ACRES sung by Donald Trump and Megan Mullally as her rich-bitch character Karen from WILL AND GRACE.]