May. 8th, 2006

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May. 8th, 2006 11:01 pm
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Entrepreneurship at its finest! The Post-Rapture Post: The Postal Service of the Saved offers to hand-deliver messages after the rapture from the saved to friends and loved ones:
But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
And how do you know they're not going to ascend too?
The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved. We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.
Check out the site, which includes more in the FAQ ("Q: Aren't you afraid of God's wrath?" "A: We don't believe in God, remember? In the event that the Rapture actually occurs, we will go to Plan B: 'Lifetime of Sin Followed by Deathbed Repentance.'"), testimonials , T-shirts, and cards (like the "Damned Soul" card).

Last Word

May. 8th, 2006 11:01 pm
smofbabe: (Default)
Entrepreneurship at its finest! The Post-Rapture Post: The Postal Service of the Saved offers to hand-deliver messages after the rapture from the saved to friends and loved ones:
But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
And how do you know they're not going to ascend too?
The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved. We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.
Check out the site, which includes more in the FAQ ("Q: Aren't you afraid of God's wrath?" "A: We don't believe in God, remember? In the event that the Rapture actually occurs, we will go to Plan B: 'Lifetime of Sin Followed by Deathbed Repentance.'"), testimonials , T-shirts, and cards (like the "Damned Soul" card).

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