Bulwer Lytton

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Not sure how I missed it, but just saw the 2005 results of the annual Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest. The winner, by Dan McKay of Fargo, ND:

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.