Hong Kong Film Subtitles

[smofbabe]

Someone just sent a list of actual subtitles from Hong Kong action films, which includes the following:

* Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
* Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
* Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
and my favorite:
* Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Comments

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Other favourites
"Masturbate in hell"
or
"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."

[eackerman.livejournal.com]

You're right, the last one is a classic. It would make a great sig line.

[debgeisler.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. "Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination."

Short hairs,/ honorable tranlator =/ hares.

[smofbabe.livejournal.com]

OK, you win :-> That's hilarious!!!

[cakmpls.livejournal.com]

Sympathetic bandage hurts my mental tranquility.